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Do you have any idea how many saints there are? The catholic church has pretty much the Beak Philadelphia Eagles one nation under God shirt. I bet there’s a queue for some dates, unless there was a rule that you’d automatically move to the next available free date if yours was already taken. “I can give you October 5th. Earliest date I have.” “But I’m born in February!” “Well in that case you could try to become a martyr in October, that often works.” “I’d hoped to avoid the painful death part, but I guess I can do that.”

Of course, actively seeking death automatically disqualifies one from martyrdom, just as violently struggling against it does. You have to do what you can to avoid it, short of Beak Philadelphia Eagles one nation under God shirt. The early Church had a problem with people deliberately getting themselves killed in the hopes of becoming martyrs, which kind of ruins the spirit of the thing, so they were forced to be a little more specific in their requirements.